21-03-2018, 09:04 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Thank you for your encouragement friends, it seems one little slash makes a hell of a difference in computer land, if it don’t work next time I think I’ll slash me wrists.
Good pope joke there Sweetie, I hear he doesn’t wear underpants when he’s having a shower because he hates to look down on the unemployed.
As I’ve said I’ve been watching all the old Charlie Chan mystery films on youtube, I’m lovin them all.
The Real Chinese Detective.
You can keep your Columbo’s and Kojak’s too
When it comes to the crunch they haven’t a clue.
Holmes needs Watson to help when he can
But the master of them all is the bold Charlie Chan.
A Chinese detective who’ll say good morning to you
Working in Hawaii in the city of Honolulu.
He’s honest and would never stoop to a bribe
Although there are sixteen mouths to feed in the Chan tribe.
Unlike the fat J Edgar Hoover, he don’t need a skirt to manoeuvre
And he once cracked a case for the police in Vancouver.
A mine was being looted by crooked gold diggers
And the story was written by the great Earl Derr Biggers.
Ha! ha! I managed to squeeze in the old Earl in at the end.
I had to laugh at Charlie last night, his number two son was getting the come on eye from two Chinese women in a bar, one was an old actress and the other was her young but ugly maid, Charlie notices his son taking it all in and says “Go for the young ugly one son, a fresh weed is better than a wilted rose” Priceless, they don’t write lines like that anymore.