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02-07-2021, 07:49 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Alas, I was awake by four
Cos some sod knocked on my door
T'was the milkman, asking for money
And flogging some honey
But no luck cos I am poor.

The milkman took pity on me
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The milkman took pity on me
As I'd run out of milk for my tea
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02-07-2021, 01:50 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The milkman took pity on me
As I'd run out of milk for my tea
He said "Take this for free"
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02-07-2021, 02:05 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The milkman took pity on me
As I'd run out of milk for my tea
He said, "Take this for free"
"Then have dinner with me"
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02-07-2021, 02:12 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

The milkman took pity on me
As I'd run out of milk for my tea
He said "Take this for free"
"Then have dinner with me"
"Great Idea! but I must have a pee"

I was gone for just a short while

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02-07-2021, 02:13 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
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02-07-2021, 09:37 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
Put on my best dress
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02-07-2021, 10:22 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
Put on my best dress
But then, I confess -
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02-07-2021, 10:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I was gone for just a short while
Then combed my hair a new style
Put on my best dress
But then, I confess -
The milkman was really vile

When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
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03-07-2021, 12:11 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

When he called for me, behind the curtain I hid
He reminded me of a giant Squid
 
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