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20-08-2017, 10:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Moocher ->
Bring it on girl!!!!!!
Now look, my name is Diane, the goddess of love, but that can soon change to war when necessary.

I am also a first aider, so guess who will be looking after your injuries.
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20-08-2017, 10:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
Now look, my name is Diane, the goddess of love, but that can soon change to war when necessary.

I am also a first aider, so guess who will be looking after your injuries.
Mmmmmm....can't wait, for you to attend to me Diane
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20-08-2017, 11:01 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Mmmmmm....can't wait, for you to attend to me Diane
I may also need the assistance of Mups... you will get to speak with her soon on this thread!
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20-08-2017, 11:03 AM
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A threesome, lovely
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20-08-2017, 11:47 AM
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Me thinks we're going to have trouble with this one Twink.


Now I have just taken note of today's feeble attempts -

Swims must still be mowing, Judd is still looking for a battery, Tezza's got lost on his way here, and EZ is down the pub - what a shower they are.

This means we only have to find a long-distance errand to send Moocher on and we will have got rid of the lot of 'em.

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20-08-2017, 11:50 AM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Me thinks we're going to have trouble with this one Twink.


Now I have just taken note of today's feeble attempts -

Swims must still be mowing, Judd is still looking for a battery, Tezza's got lost on his way here, and EZ is down the pub - what a shower they are.

This means we only have to find a long-distance errand to send Moocher on and we will have got rid of the lot of 'em.

Sorry Mups, but won't be going anywhere soon
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20-08-2017, 11:52 AM
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I have to say I agree with you Mups, but we may be able to use our persuasive charm to get this one to behave.

I wonder if he would like to take us on holiday to somewhere nice, like Judd was going to?
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20-08-2017, 11:59 AM
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I have to say I agree with you Mups, but we may be able to use our persuasive charm to get this one to behave.

I wonder if he would like to take us on holiday to somewhere nice, like Judd was going to?
Good try Twink, as much as I would like to
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20-08-2017, 12:00 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Me thinks we're going to have trouble with this one Twink.


Now I have just taken note of today's feeble attempts -

Swims must still be mowing, Judd is still looking for a battery, Tezza's got lost on his way here, and EZ is down the pub - what a shower they are.

This means we only have to find a long-distance errand to send Moocher on and we will have got rid of the lot of 'em.

Hi

Moocher is new, he has no idea what he is up against.

Ruthio has not even put in an appearance yet, much less Art and TessA, the pillow squad.

You also need to beware of me, the ever gentle Swims.

I am giving up smoking and taking to vaping.

I only have enough tobacco left to last until Thursday, the rest is gone.

The last time I gave up I was working, all 43 of my staff put in for leave.

The bosses gave me 3 weeks off instead.
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20-08-2017, 12:01 PM
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Beware. . . I have just caught Swim lurking in the undergrowth. His mower must have blown off course.


Yes, the holiday would be a good idea Twink, seeing as our Judsy was to mean to take us. Got his pockets stitched up that one has. Typical Yorkshire man.


Dammit. Swims just got passed me while I was typing!
 
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