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06-07-2021, 09:25 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

I found a sick bird on my lawn
It's feathers all tattered and torn
Nearby was the wrongdoer
A cat AKN The Wee Poo'er
Standing there looking forlorn


Then a big dog chased it away
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06-07-2021, 09:28 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
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06-07-2021, 09:34 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Or i'll set my wife on it
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06-07-2021, 10:24 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

She came at it with a stick
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06-07-2021, 10:46 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by DianneWoollie ->
She came at it with a stick


Dianne, I'm afraid that's not quite the idea in this thread.
If you read back you will see we all take turns in adding one rhyming line to add to the limerick.
I will have to carry on from EZ's last line - sorry.
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06-07-2021, 10:49 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Or i'll set my wife on it
And she'll charge upon it




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06-07-2021, 11:23 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Then a big dog chased it away
It had better not come back today
Or i'll set my wife on it
And she'll charge upon it
And she's fierce, at the end of the day.
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06-07-2021, 11:39 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Did you forget the next one dongle?

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While shopping in Sainsbury's today
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07-07-2021, 12:03 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

It is ok but it did rhyme...so where was it wrong?
if you could just explain my wrong doings I would maybe learn
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07-07-2021, 12:13 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While shopping in Sainsbury's today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
 
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