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While shopping in Sainsbury's today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
'That's the last straw' I said
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07-07-2021, 10:04 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While shopping in Sainsbury's today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
'That's the last straw' I said
But his look just cut me dead
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07-07-2021, 10:55 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While shopping in Sainsbury's today
I met a man with a bale of hay!
'That's the last straw' I said
But his look just cut me dead
So I made my quick get away.




What a pile of ironing May had
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07-07-2021, 11:03 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by DianneWoollie ->
It is ok but it did rhyme...so where was it wrong?
if you could just explain my wrong doings I would maybe learn


OK. Not to worry, just perhaps try to add it to the whole rhyme instead of just a line on its own, and that makes it easier for the next person to add their line. Easier to copy/paste the whole limerick that way.
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07-07-2021, 12:06 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

What a pile of ironing May had
And all done in one day, that's not bad.
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07-07-2021, 12:12 PM
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What a pile of ironing May had
And all done in one day, that's not bad.
Maybe next clean the Windows for all to see out,
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07-07-2021, 12:30 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

What a pile of ironing May had
And all done in one day, that's not bad.
Maybe next clean the Windows for all to see out,
My dog keeps smearing them with her snout
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07-07-2021, 04:45 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

What a pile of ironing May had
All done in one day, that's not bad
Maybe next clean the windows for all to see out
My dog keeps smearing them with her snout
If he does it again i'll tell my Dad.

While in my garden today cutting the grass
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07-07-2021, 07:34 PM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While in my garden today cutting the grass
I saw a young lady, a real bit of class
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Re: Limericks. (New).

While in my garden today cutting the grass
I saw a young lady, a real bit of class
I winked and I smiled
 
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