Re: Limericks. (New).

Bert put on so much weight
That he couldn't get out of the gate
He was addicted to pies
Without a word of a lie
And his willpower wasn't that great.

On a diet he decided to embark

Re: Limericks. (New).

On a diet he decided to embark
He did it, you understand, for a lark

Re: Limericks. (New).

On a diet he decided to embark
He did it, you understand, for a lark
But it wasn't much fun

Re: Limericks. (New).

On a diet he decided to embark
He did it, you understand, for a lark
But it wasn't much fun
When he got shot by a gun

Re: Limericks. (New).

On a diet he decided to embark
He did it, you understand, for a lark
But it wasn't much fun
When he got shot by a gun
Whilst taking a walk in the park

The police arrived in a flash

Re: Limericks. (New).

The police arrived in a flash
Searched and found the Hash

Re: Limericks. (New).

The police arrived in a flash
Searched and found the Hash
Not dope but corned beef

Re: Limericks. (New).

The police arrived in a flash
Searched and found the hash
Not dope but corned beef
Which was such a relief

Re: Limericks. (New).

The police arrived in a flash
Searched and found the hash
Not dope but corned beef
Which was such a relief
And off they went to a crash.


(I'm going back now to the one Paula started which got overlooked)

A young girl down at the gym
Wanted to be so fit and slim

Re: Limericks. (New).

A young girl down at the gym
Wanted to be so fit and slim
But try as she might