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Judd

Chatterbox

West Riding of Yorkshire

Joined: Oct 2015

Posts: 12,538

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08-07-2021, 08:24 PM

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Re: Limericks. (New).

A young girl down at the gym
Wanted to be so fit and slim
But try as she might
Her clothes were still tight

EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

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08-07-2021, 08:37 PM

5602

Re: Limericks. (New).

A young girl down at the gym
Wanted to be so fit and slim
But try as she might
Her clothes were still tight
So she decided to cut off a limb..

She immediately lost over two stone

DianneWoollie

Senior Member

Deux Sevres. S W France

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 1,382

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08-07-2021, 10:06 PM

5603

Re: Limericks. (New).

She immediately lost over two stone
has saggy skin, boy can she moan

EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

09-07-2021, 07:30 AM

5604

Re: Limericks. (New).

She immediately lost over two stone
Has saggy skin, boy can she moan
A beautiful face

paula

Senior Member

scotland

Joined: Jul 2020

Posts: 834

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09-07-2021, 11:08 AM

5605

Re: Limericks. (New).

She immediately lost over two stone
Has saggy skin, boy can she moan
A beautiful face
and she's all dressed in lace

Chillie6

Senior Member

Bristol UK

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 347

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09-07-2021, 11:11 AM

5606

Re: Limericks. (New).

She immediately lost over two stone
Has saggy skin, boy can she moan
A beautiful face
and she's all dressed in lace
But she has gained another 3 stone

There must be a reason why

Mups

Chatterbox

Northamptonshire

Joined: Jun 2013

Posts: 46,083

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09-07-2021, 03:40 PM

5607

Re: Limericks. (New).

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh

EZ Rider

Chatterbox

Surrey

Joined: Mar 2013

Posts: 30,755

09-07-2021, 04:13 PM

5608

Re: Limericks. (New).

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh
She said "Why can't I shift it?"

DianneWoollie

Senior Member

Deux Sevres. S W France

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 1,382

09-07-2021, 06:02 PM

5609

Re: Limericks. (New).

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh
She said "Why can't I shift it?"
Hoist it and lift it...

Chillie6

Senior Member

Bristol UK

Joined: Jun 2021

Posts: 347

09-07-2021, 06:07 PM

5610

Re: Limericks. (New).

There must be a reason why
As she stepped off the scales with a sigh
She said "Why can't I shift it?"
Hoist it and lift it...
Oh why oh why oh why

I can’t fathom this out

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