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She got up and dusted herself down
Whilst Fred viewed her with a severe frown
He thought "she's quite drunk"
She thought "he's a hunk"
and they ran off to 'do the town'!


Fred stole a shiny new police car

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Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn't make it too far

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Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn't make it too far
'Cos it ran out of fuel

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Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn't make it too far
'Cos it ran out of fuel
And that's not cool

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Fred stole a shiny new police car
Poor guy didn't make it too far
'Cos it ran out of fuel
And that's not cool
So they dumped it outside the Spar.



They sat down on a garden wall

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They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn't go numb at all

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They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn't go numb at all
But they both fell asleep

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They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn't go numb at all
But they both fell asleep
Then they fell in a heap

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They sat down on a garden wall
Their bums didn't go numb at all
But they both fell asleep
Then they fell in a heap
And were found by a copper called Paul.


"Allo Allo, what have we got down 'ere?"

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Allo, Allo what have we got 'ere
it's someone whose had too much beer