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As he lay on the damp muddy ground,
His thoughts turned to pleasures abound...
but then all was lost
At a terrible cost

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As he lay on the damp muddy ground,
His thoughts turned to pleasures abound...
but then all was lost
At a terrible cost
As he was eaten by a big hound!



In a cafe in Yorkshire I saw

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In a cafe in Yorkshire I saw
Mups with a huge plate of straw

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In a cafe in Yorkshire I saw
Mups with a huge plate of straw
I said what’s that you’re eating

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In a cafe in Yorkshire I saw
Mups with a huge plate of straw
I said what’s that you’re eating
But she just started bleating

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In a cafe in Yorkshire I saw
Mups with a huge plate of straw
I said what’s that you’re eating
But she just started bleating
Her laugh sounded like Hee-Haw!

(You cheeky buggers)



When sat in a pub in Poole

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When sat in a pub in Poole
In walks Tabs, dressed up as a Mule

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When sat in a pub in Poole
In walks Tabs, dressed up as a Mule
I said have a drink

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When sat in a pub in Poole
In walks Tabs, dressed up as a Mule
I said have a drink
And she gave me a wink

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When sat in a pub in Poole
In walks Tabs, dressed up as a Mule
I said have a drink
And she gave me a wink
And I said, well don't you look like a fool

Then Tabs had a strop