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Oi, have you had a fag today yet? TRUTH?

'Ere ladies, I've just had a brilliant idea.
I reckon Swim would be sooooooooo easy to tempt away with a good waft of tobacco smoke blowing over his way.

Here goes - all blow together now . . .

How mean is that ey. . .

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That has done it Mups, I think Jeremy Kyle has just sent a car to take him away to an addiction clinic.

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Hi

No I haven't had a fag.

I am laying down feeling very sorry for myself and trying to sort this vaping thing out.

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In that case, come on girls . . blow harder. . .

Ooh, bugger that, it's nearly choked me. . me eyes are watering now . . . cough cough agh.

I expect Swim would choke me an' all, if he could catch hold of me.
I'd better make meself scarce for a while.

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But it hasn't though Mups, now let me open the door for you

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No kiss of life from me either

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Now I am disappointed

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Don't be disappointed Moocher, my kiss of life might be your kiss of death

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could be a lovely way to go

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As I said before, you'll never know. These lips ain't kissing you