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Good morning gents. I have a little test for you today.


I would like to see how many of you men can behave like real gentlemen and be polite, kind and helpful to all the ladies on this post!

I will mark you efforts and give each of your results, in this thread, tomorrow.
The one who does the best will not have do any jobs for the ladies... for one whole day!

I know who my money is on!

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A lovely good morning to you my little twinky and all the other lovely ladies on the forum. I read your post and thought oh my you know me so well. It pains me to tell you that a few grammatical errors have made their way into your otherwise excellent post, but I'm sure there was good reason. Perhaps you are a little tired after your daily workout that keeps your body in tip top condition. Anyway, that said, have a good day and put your feet up. 👍

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I must say, that is an excellent start Tezza.
I am sure Twinks will be pleased with your offering.

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Have you never heard of submarine nets? My agents up and down the land can deploy them in a matter of moments so you won't be travelling by water any time soon. Your best hope is to don the disguise of a vagrant and hope for the best.

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Judd that isn't likely to score you any points, is it?

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Well then they may associate us with you......so we will tell them we are your under cover agents!

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Hi

I am keeping well out of this.

My understanding is that Mups looks like a vagrant anyway,

Covered in Bedlington hairs.

Twinks is a Cheshire Girl, so bound to look Posh anyway.

I mean, Shropshire, 2 meals for a tenner.

Cheshire, two meals for £25 quid.

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Ahhh but everybody thinks I am a good cook so I prepare my own food and eat at home. It is the many visitors that come to eat with me that cost a lot!

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I beg your pardon, no outfit is complete without dog hair