Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I'll only say this one more time
You need a cadence when you rhyme
Otherwise it won't fit
And your words are wasted - and your wit

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

I'll only say this one more time
You need a cadence when you rhyme
Otherwise it won't fit
And your words are wasted - and your wit
But is it really such a crime?

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A drunk and a pig were sat in the gutter

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A drunk and a pig were sat in the gutter
They'd been to the races and had a flutter

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A drunk and a pig were sat in the gutter
They'd been to the races and had a flutter
They'd lost their bets

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A drunk and a pig were sat in the gutter
They'd been to the races and had a flutter
They'd lost their bets
So had some regrets

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

A drunk and a pig were sat in the gutter
They'd been to the races and had a flutter
They'd lost their bets
So had some regrets
And pig called drunk a nutter.



Sid and Dot had a date

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Sid and Dot had a date
And Dot was already late

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Sid and Dot had a date
And Dot was already late.
But Sid anticipated

Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Sid and Dot had a date
And Dot was already late.
But Sid anticipated
With his breath that was bated