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Hmmm... no sign of Mups. Good, I can take these steel-capped boots off, they were giving me blisters.

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Judd it is no wonder you are always so tired when you sit on this thread all night, waiting for a glimpse of the lovely Mups.
With all the work she is having done at home, she may not be available for a few weeks...... so why not get a few early nights?
You never know, if your rest makes you become more pleasing to the eye...she may invite you round for a cup of tea in her new kitchen!

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Hi

So it's be nice to Mups time.

We will just have to do battle with some of the other ladies on LTP.

Mups may never return, she may run off with one of her hunky builders.

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Ha swimmy, you've revealed your weakness now.
Wasn't it thigh high black spandex boots?

You can''t do battle with us ladies when we have ways of making you crumble

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Only if the like Beddlington terriers and are prepared to take second place to them.

Anyway it should always be " be nice to Mups day, and all the other LTP ladies!"...... after all we only want to associate with gentlemen.

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Hi

My weakness was tall slim blondes, the Welsh Nurse was a size 6 with 35 inch inside leg.

The Barrister was 3 inches taller than me, Shirley was two inches taller than me, Jan was the same height as me and incredibly slim.

I have learnt my lesson, it was a very expensive lesson, but there we go.

Personality is more important than looks.

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Right, I'm here at last, sorry to leave it all to you this morning ladies.

Swim, you must measure your ex's to know every detail of things like height, weight, dress size, cup size and even inside leg!!
Do you keep a black book with all this in, cos how come you remember so many measurements years later?

If I was with you, you wouldn't be measuring me young man! I'd soon insert your tape measure where the sun don't shine!

Now then, I can see that Swim has had to fight us all on his own today, so that must be a good sign ladies.

Tezza is quaking at the thought of being fried and sugared,
Judsy boy is still wrestling to get his dressing gown off,
and our poor EZ has even felt compelled to move house to escape.

So if we can only lock Swim away indefinitely somewhere, I do believe we have cracked it ladies.

I'm even tempted to book us a celebratory meal together, as victory is sooooooooo close now.

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Were Swimmys women American, as he gives American dress sizes? I looked at the vital statistics and in America a size 6 would be 36-24-36... which was a size 12 in Britain!
I was a size 10 at 34-22-34 so going down to a size 6 that would make her 30-18-30.
At that size was wondering if she wasn't still around because she had slipped down a drain!

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Where is the dividing line between slim, skinny, and anorexic?

I confess to becoming more 'cuddly' since retirement.

I can see Swims shaking his head in despair and disgust
but I bet you I am more flexible than any skinny bird.

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I think that any man who just focuses on how a women looks is going to be very disappointed as she gets older... and they all do get older! If he likes her personality, that doesn't change much over the years, so the relationship is likely to remain solid.