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I have been married 6 times, the first one was legal and the other 5 were bigamously.

I spend one day at a time with each of them and have continued this for 40 years. That leaves me just one precious day to chill out.

None of them have guessed that l have other husbands in my life.
I have had 2.4 children with each of them.



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This is ... ‘The Load Of Cobblers’ thread... isn’t it?

Re: Married...Divorced or Single.

Only since your post, Art.

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Of course! Herbal.

I was referring only to my own post!
Pauline said, she likes to write untruths, so l thought l’d give it a go!

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yes and I can beat that.........30 husbands for each day with 30 days in the month....31 when needed..28 when the cuts back occurred and a leap year..............just let's say wow or wow...
so who else is going to confess to untruths

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I know this is a load of old cobblers Art, but I'm trying to get my head round how it would be even possible to be married to an odd number of people bigamously.

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Truth now...

I have been married once... for 30 years.

I then lived with someone for 10 years.

I have realised l can’t do commitment. I have a nice boyfriend at present and that suits me.

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How do you manage when the clocks go back an hour and then go forward an hour?

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On a related theme, one of my good friends from many years ago got married for a few years and had a child, and then left them to become a monk, and after a few years left that to become a homosexual, during which time he became a science teacher.

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Can l phone a friend, or go 50/50?

Actually, l think l’ll ask the audience!

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Well, you could have been wed to all 5 polygamously, or 3 polygamously and another 2 bigamously. But a 2, 2, 1 split doesn't work.