13-02-2018, 03:23 PM
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Re: Rehab Productions Presents...An Adventure.
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Where have you been! How about the Aussie pilot?
13-02-2018, 03:27 PM
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Ok peeps, the cast list so far...1. A hero/heroine, would suit a tally how type, cravat and pipe optional. Longdogs
2. An air traffic controller, would suit someone with a short attention span therefore very few lines.
3. An elderly engineer, anyone who knows about spanners and stuff like that Tpin
4. A German pilot, (boo..hiss!) ideal role for someone with a monocle, a bad German accent, a scar and shiny thigh boots Twink
5. A Wing Commander, ideally someone old, portly with a large moustache and a Labrador Judd
6. A couple of Commonwealth/ foreign pilots, Americans, Canadians particularly welcome, Polish would be ideal (there is a leak in the ladies WC again) South African Pilot Cosmos Australian Pilot Sweetie Pie
7. A few more bods for the walk on parts, i.e the obligatory cast of thousands and chariot drivers Caricture
8. Pub staff...landlord, busty barmaids etc Mups, Rhiannon, Morty
9. Ping Pong Bats....Rhian
13-02-2018, 03:27 PM
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Re: Rehab Productions Presents...An Adventure.
Originally Posted by Rehab44
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Update..still need an air traffic controller...an Australian pilot doesn’t have to be from Australian but the ability to drink Fosters would help..A Polish pilot..same applies, need urgently because the toilet in the ladies lav us still leaking.
It has come to my attention that you are still advertising for Air Traffic Controllers when you promised me the job of waving bats at nice pilots
Well you can shove your ping pong bats up your leaky lav... and LDs pink boots where the sun don't shine...
Bloomin Tinpot Ten bob wannabe producers..
Yours, via my solicitor,
Reham
13-02-2018, 03:32 PM
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The hero...LongdogsAir traffic Controller...Rhian...multi tasked coz her cheque was big
Engineer...Tpin
German pilot...Twink
Wing Commander Judd
Australian Pilot Sweetiepie
South African Pilot Cosmos
The cast of thousands..and chariot driver ( don’t ask) Caricature
Pub Staff, Mups, Morty, Rhian
Ping pong bats Rhian
Various other positions will become available as the plot thickens.
13-02-2018, 03:33 PM
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Re: Rehab Productions Presents...An Adventure.
Originally Posted by Rhian
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P.S Who is Rhiannon?
13-02-2018, 03:35 PM
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Shamelessly filched as I love it ...
Dear Mr Rehearse
Might I be so bold as to say in my own diffident way that the casting couch was already occupied by a heap of heaving bodies when I cautiously peeped in so I never actually auditioned.
The leaky lav, referred to by our esteemed wannabee Air Traffic Controller, who incidentally I think would look divine waving her bats , is my natural arena. Rather than lean on a bar I am a devil up a U bend with a rod.
Yours the pig with the set of rods.
P.O Box 1 Muck Lane, Pig Hollow ... Nr the Jockeys Nostril, salubrious establishment for reprobates.
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