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Quasimodo passed away, the bishop of Notre Dame decided he needed a new bell ringer so he advertised the position, deciding to hear the applicants, he conducted the interviews at the top of the bell tower, after listening to several applicants he’d almost decided on who he wanted when a man with no arms rushed into the bell tower, “ please let me be your next bell ringer” the man pleaded, “ but how can you ring the bells with no arms” asked the bishop? “ I’ll show you” the man said, he then proceeded to run into the bells hitting them with his face, the bishop had to agree that the armless man did make a pleasing sound, and decided to offer him the job, suddenly the man stepped back and fell to his death, just then another man runs into the bishop, “please bishop let me take that mans place, for he was my brother and I too am a bell ringer” says the man, but before the bishop can make any decisions the man also steps too far back and falls to his death, the bishop runs down into the street where the two men lay, a crowd is gathering, and one man, looks at the man with no arms and says “ who was that man bishop” “ I don’t know” replies the bishop, “ but his face rings a bell” the man then looks at the other man “ what about him” “ no idea” says the bishop “ but he was a dead ringer for his brother...Re: Jokes for blokes
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