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A man in his cups saw a ghost
That was raising its glass in a toast
The man shook his head
Looked at the spirit and said
You must be the ghost with the most !
There was an old man from Jarrow
Had problems with his old wheel barrow
So he replaced the tyre
With the help of a choir
Now it carries a much bigger marrow.