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Today at the supermarket till
I was writing a cheque with my quill
When i received such a shove
From this bloke, my old Guv'
Who then offered to pay my bill!
"Well thank you, kind sir" I replied
"You are welcome my dear,"he cried.
Then he mentioned he's single
And suggested we mingle
But he looked a bit of a snide.