30-06-2018, 12:40 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by
Sweetie pie
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I lost my signal!
Anyway I like the jokes.
We saw an Elvis impersonator last night.
There was only one table left at the venue.
I politely asked the one guy sat there if we could join him. Well he was German and an Elvis impersonator in his country. He kept signing to me - badly!
My boy's got the giggles, hubby just glared and drank his beer. I spotted another table and moved before he asked me to dance.
It does make me laugh when other nationalities get the words wrong.
The following act was singing YMCA and I had to cover my laughter when he sang you can get a good feel instead of meal.
As I’ve often said Phyllis has seven sisters and in my youth I “fixed up” two of my mates with two of them, one couple went on to get married and the other couple were just three weeks together when she called it all off, it seems that he was a lover of the Elvis musicals and everytime he left her home to her gate he would start SINGING to her!
He had a terrible voice but she hadn’t the heart to tell him so, she just put up the embarrassment as the odd neighbour would pass by tittering. Finally she could take it no more.
i may have posted something before about fellas that sing to their girlfriends, to my mind it’s the weirdest thing, anytime I left a girl home singing was the last thing on my mind, I mean that’s strictly for the likes of Howard Keel, Cliff Richard, and wannabe Elvis’s.
We used to have thousands of Elvis impersonators over here but I don’t see any doing the rounds now, maybe they all buggered off to Bulgaria.
I was talking to a Bulgarian only last week, he was telling me he had to leave Sofia in a hurry, “Why?” I asked “Was she pregnant?”
Gummy did you ever sing to the girl at the hardware store?