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Her bottom bare as she entered the stage
Not very wise for a woman her age
She reclaimed her panties
Whilst singing sea shanties
And the manager even paid her a wage


There was a meek man from the Dales

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There was a meek man from the Dales
Who unfortunately went off the rails

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There was a meek man from the Dales
Who unfortunately went off the rails
He streaked through the streets

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There was a meek man from the Dales
Who unfortunately went off the rails
He streaked through the streets
With a tray of cooked meats

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There was a meek man from the Dales
Who unfortunately went off the rails
He streaked through the streets
With a tray of cooked meats
One sausage, two sweetbreads and quails!


A mother of three from Beaumaris

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A mother of three from Beaumaris
Decided to move to Paris

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A mother of three from Beaumaris
Decided to move to Paris
But the place was bloody awful

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A mother of three from Beaumaris
Decided to move to Paris
But the place was bloody awful
So she'd soon had a skinful

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A mother of three from Beaumaris
Decided to move to Paris
But the place was bloody awful
So she'd soon had a skinful
Then fell and sat on her 'arris.





Tis the warmest February ever

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Tis the warmest February ever
And the bugs are thinking they're clever