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As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
Into the Job Centre she went
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As she was looking for a new job
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Into the Job Centre she went
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10-01-2020, 01:21 AM
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Re: Limericks. (New).

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Ciderman, I'm not sure that you realised we are supposed to add just one line to the limerick the previous poster started?
Never mind, here it is again if you fancy having a go . .
Oops! Sorry about that!
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Originally Posted by Ciderman ->
Oops! Sorry about that!
No worries.

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As she was looking for a new job
Cos she wanted to earn a few bob
Into the Job Centre she went
A career her intent
But the bloke in there was a Knob.




Bertha thought 'what a miserable git'
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Bertha thought 'what a miserable git'
If he doesn't like his job he should quit
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Bertha thought 'what a miserable git'
If he doesn't like his job he should quit
I could then nick his job
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Bertha thought ' what a miserable git'
If he doesn't like his job he should quit
I could then nick his job
And maybe earn a few bob
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Bertha thought ' what a miserable git'
If he doesn't like his job he should quit
I could then nick his job
And maybe earn a few bob
I can walk there and help me keep fit.





One beautiful moonlit night
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10-01-2020, 11:11 PM
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One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn't quite right

(Evening, Mups - been watching the new David Tennant drama on Ch 4)
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One beautiful moonlit night
I felt something wasn't quite right
So I checked my front door




(Hi Tango, I was watching it too.
Not sure if I like it or not yet?)
 
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