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02-07-2021, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Why does time seem to fly so quickly nowadays?
Try putting Time on Ignore.
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02-07-2021, 10:00 PM
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Originally Posted by DianneWoollie ->
Every time it rains I can't help but think what a brilliant idea it is to have a Water Butt in your Loft.....A good friend agreed and he is a very intelligent person..At first I thought Funny I thought..hey Pete...whats that all about..water butt in loft..how the French live with compromises....
does anybody remember Peter Cook and Dudley Moore?


Yep, unfortunately.
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02-07-2021, 10:37 PM
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A mission must be completed.

Once completed, a sense of accomplishment....

Or maybe peace...knowing that breakthrough has been done.....phewwww!.

Out of the wilderness once again.....
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02-07-2021, 10:53 PM
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Man speak with forked tongue.

Always invoked an image of a man holding a fork with his tongue.
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02-07-2021, 11:13 PM
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Re: Random thoughts.....

Originally Posted by Bathsheba ->
On the subject of bananas, two things spring to mind:

1) why are they so difficult to 'snap' open at the top these days? (or is it just me who has to get a knife to them? )

2) did you know that monkeys peel bananas from the opposite end? Perhaps I should try that....

Edited to add: that is apparently a myth (about the monkeys)
But it seems it is the right way to peel a banana!

I do it the same way as the apes,. I bite or use my finger nails to split
either end and bobs yer uncle !!
I used to use my back legs too, but they get stuck now days !!

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03-07-2021, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
I used to use my back legs too, but they get stuck now days !!

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Was that while hanging from a tree by your tail Donkey?
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03-07-2021, 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Dextrous63 ->
Why don't tennis players have caddies to carry their bags onto court?
I'm sure they used to.
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03-07-2021, 09:12 AM
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Why does Linda Robson always look like a bag lady?
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03-07-2021, 03:21 PM
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Do you think you could recognise your wife's/husband's/partner's backside in a police line up?


Not all at the same time.
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03-07-2021, 03:53 PM
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When poison goes off, is it more or less poisonous?
 
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