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06-12-2017, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
Oh dear dongles, what on earth have you been up to?
I asked about 90 miles back if you had boarded as I'd lost your address.

Make your way up to the buffet car my dear, there are a few up there having coffee and a bacon sarnie. I will wait by the door for you, Alice.
Please watch out for me. I'm wearing pink flared trousers with silver platforms and one of Nom's string vests which I found hanging over a radiator. Does the buffet car sell Hair of the dog?
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06-12-2017, 10:43 AM
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come on,grab yer bacon sarnies


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06-12-2017, 10:43 AM
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I just heard a garbled message, something about Dongles, then a man came up to me and said he would send me in the right direction... if I paid him twenty quid. He said his name was Judd.
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06-12-2017, 10:44 AM
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come on,grab yer bacon sarnies
Well that looks nice. I'll have the ketchup with mine.
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06-12-2017, 10:45 AM
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My goodness, what colourful trousers you have dongles!
Nom is very naughty as I asked him not to bring that string vest!
Ignore Judd - typical yorkshire man.

Lovely to meet you at last - come here . .



Perhaps later, when you feel a little better, you could give us one of your famous pole dances?
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06-12-2017, 10:47 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story

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come on,grab yer bacon sarnies

Delicious doc, thank you very much.

Where do you reckon we could be going, any idea?
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06-12-2017, 10:50 AM
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Re: A Christmas Story

Originally Posted by Mups ->
My goodness, what colourful trousers you have dongles!
Nom is very naughty as I asked him not to bring that string vest!
Ignore Judd - typical yorkshire man.

Lovely to meet you at last - come here . .



Perhaps later, when you feel a little better, you could give us one of your famous pole dances?
Certainly. I'll dance to 'Hell Raiser' on my cassette player. BTW, you have mascara on your cheek now.
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06-12-2017, 11:41 AM
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Tannoy anouncement

We have now located Dongle, who is promising to do a dance for us when he has eaten his bacon sarnie.

I am sure you will all be pleased to hear that Judd is going to donate the £20 to the OFF pillow squad, for new pillows.... after all it is the season for Man Flu!
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06-12-2017, 11:42 AM
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Did we just go through a tunnel?
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06-12-2017, 12:11 PM
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Did we just go through a tunnel?
Yes yo have entered the Dark Side.
 
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