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Oh dear dongles, what on earth have you been up to?
I asked about 90 miles back if you had boarded as I'd lost your address.
Make your way up to the buffet car my dear, there are a few up there having coffee and a bacon sarnie. I will wait by the door for you, Alice.
Please watch out for me. I'm wearing pink flared trousers with silver platforms and one of Nom's string vests which I found hanging over a radiator. Does the buffet car sell Hair of the dog?
I just heard a garbled message, something about Dongles, then a man came up to me and said he would send me in the right direction... if I paid him twenty quid. He said his name was Judd.
My goodness, what colourful trousers you have dongles!
Nom is very naughty as I asked him not to bring that string vest!
Ignore Judd - typical yorkshire man.
Lovely to meet you at last - come here . .
Perhaps later, when you feel a little better, you could give us one of your famous pole dances?
My goodness, what colourful trousers you have dongles!
Nom is very naughty as I asked him not to bring that string vest!
Ignore Judd - typical yorkshire man.
Lovely to meet you at last - come here . .
Perhaps later, when you feel a little better, you could give us one of your famous pole dances?
Certainly. I'll dance to 'Hell Raiser' on my cassette player. BTW, you have mascara on your cheek now.
We have now located Dongle, who is promising to do a dance for us when he has eaten his bacon sarnie.
I am sure you will all be pleased to hear that Judd is going to donate the £20 to the OFF pillow squad, for new pillows.... after all it is the season for Man Flu!