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29-08-2020, 08:15 PM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
Surely you mean minutes?
No Sir.

I do mean seconds!!

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29-08-2020, 08:28 PM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by Azure ->
No Sir.

I do mean seconds!!

How sad!

Reminds me - the brother once asked if there was a difference between 'having sex' and 'making love' - I said - yes, usually about three hours!
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29-08-2020, 11:59 PM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
How sad!

Reminds me - the brother once asked if there was a difference between 'having sex' and 'making love' - I said - yes, usually about three hours!
Truth!
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30-08-2020, 10:13 AM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
How sad!

Reminds me - the brother once asked if there was a difference between 'having sex' and 'making love' - I said - yes, usually about three hours!
Marathon runners can keep it up for three hours.....
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30-08-2020, 10:44 AM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by Azure ->
No Sir.

I do mean seconds!!

Good grief!
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01-09-2020, 04:03 PM
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I got soooo excited, I may have over-indulged!

Not what you're thinking! Someone gave me a biscuit tin full of buttons! Looking through them is unspeakable pleasure.

Bliss!
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01-09-2020, 06:51 PM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by OldGreyFox ->
Marathon runners can keep it up for three hours.....
I'll see you later!
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01-09-2020, 07:54 PM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
I'll see you later!
You might have to tie my legs together Tabby....
On the other hand.....It sounds like fun.....
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02-09-2020, 10:07 AM
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Re: Self Pleasure

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
All men can multi-task but just not with the tasks they are given.
Yes, LD, they can have sex, and headaches, at the same time!

 
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