24-03-2020, 04:19 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
The government have only gorn and imposed a fifty mile social distancing from LTP for all wimmin. Anyone found breaking the rules will have to do the washing and ironing for the rest of their lives..... well that's no deterrent is it. They love all that stuff.
24-03-2020, 04:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The government have only gorn and imposed a fifty mile social distancing from LTP for all wimmin. Anyone found breaking the rules will have to do the washing and ironing for the rest of their lives..... well that's no deterrent is it. They love all that stuff.
24-03-2020, 06:29 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The government have only gorn and imposed a fifty mile social distancing from LTP for all wimmin. Anyone found breaking the rules will have to do the washing and ironing for the rest of their lives..... well that's no deterrent is it. They love all that stuff.
Hah! In your dreams, sunshine.
You know you'd never cope without us behind you anyway.
Now then chaps, I need a bit of pampering, so get off your butts and me start dinner if you please.
I had to drive into town and collect some medication for my oldest dog today, and when I got there they'd only got half of it.
However, they kindly said they will post the rest to me to save me going in twice, so that was good.
I called in the garage for some petrol and couldn't make the Pay at Pump thingy work, so amid black looks from the woman in the shop, I had to pay by cash.
I also lost my watch. I have no doubt whatsoever one you men have either hidden it or pinched it, so I want it back - NOW.
I have a feeling it is the same scoundrel who nicked my gold pendant a while back!
I think you blokes are pawning our valuables to get money for even more booze.
Now seeing as I won't know the time till I get another watch, don't blame me if I bang about half the night and disturb your beauty sleep, it'll be your own fault entirely.
On top of this, I have got a sore throat!
24-03-2020, 08:20 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Dongle, I am sending you a bottle of Witch-hazel.... you may need it to sooth your injuries when the other ladies on LTP read your post!
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