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15-01-2021, 06:31 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Minx ->
I heard that Ninja wind is silent and deadly.
If you’re making an onion and bean casserole, you’re bound to have tear gas.

.....a match anyone....or even a lighter I have seen used,..farts on fire.
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15-01-2021, 06:41 PM
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Re: Wind.

I've always said

Females should blow little coloured silent bubbles because we are ( mostly) polite . This way if noticed maybe someone may say " oh what pretty pink and blue bubbles"

Much nicer and more feminine .
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15-01-2021, 06:47 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by susan m ->
I've always said

Females should blow little coloured silent bubbles because we are ( mostly) polite . This way if noticed maybe someone may say " oh what pretty pink and blue bubbles"

Much nicer and more feminine .


I was brought up with males, and had 3 sons, so no chance of that, bad influence on me they were,

Fart is also in dictionary...,..emit wind from the anus.
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15-01-2021, 06:49 PM
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Re: Wind.

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It is just a fact of life,

If we did not expel gas we would explode and die.
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15-01-2021, 07:38 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
I was brought up with males, and had 3 sons, so no chance of that, bad influence on me they were,

Fart is also in dictionary...,..emit wind from the anus.
I can’t even bring myself to say that word beginning with ‘F’.
That word should not leave any woman’s lips...it’s gross and unladylike!

Oh, and the men who do one and hold their partner’s head under the duvet, should be put to sleep! Disgusting!!
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15-01-2021, 07:53 PM
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Re: Wind.

trying to play a tune is good fun
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15-01-2021, 08:06 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
Do you suffer from it?

I think it gets worse, the older one gets,...can be extremely embarrassing, especially when you could hear a pin drop.


I wonder why we get so embarrassed by the noise?....after all it’s only gas being released.

Anyone got a match!😂🤣
Gosh! Yes! All the time, it can be very embarrassing. Specially in Tesco.
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15-01-2021, 08:11 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
Gosh! Yes! All the time, it can be very embarrassing. Specially in Tesco.

Tell me what happens in Tesco?

Do you fart or hear other people fart?l
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15-01-2021, 08:13 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
Tell me what happens in Tesco?

Do you fart or hear other people fart?l
I fart, loudly, specially if I bend to put something in my trolley & it's low down. I have no control over it at all.
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15-01-2021, 08:21 PM
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Re: Wind.

Originally Posted by Tiffany ->
I fart, loudly, specially if I bend to put something in my trolley & it's low down. I have no control over it at all.


So it was you!!!.....who I heard farting loudly down an aisle in Tesco!......

Seriously, that’s not funny, Tiff....put a silencer on the end of it.😅😂🤣🤪
 
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