09-11-2014, 07:44 PM
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A Christmas Tale
One morning Father Christmas woke up with a terrible headache, but he knew he had to go to work as Christmas day was near. So he got out of bed and went downstairs for his breakfast. Unfortunately Mrs Father Christmas had not gone shopping the day before so there was nothing to eat.So he put on his red robe hat and boots went outside and stepped into a deep snowdrift. In fact it was so deep it went over his boots and got his feet wet.
So instead of walking to the toy factory he pulled out his sleigh and rounded up the reindeer only to find on had a bad leg and so the others could not pull the sleigh by themselves. So he put the sleigh back and walked to the toy factory only to find all the elves had gone on strike.
Fed up he went home ,took off his outside clothes and settled down in front of the log fire. He had only just got settled when the doorbell rang. Who the devil is that he thought to himself. So he opened the front door to find a fairy standing there with a Christmas tree under her arm. Being fed up he told the fairy where she could shove it.
And that dear friends is why you always find fairies on the top of Christmas trees
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