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12-06-2016, 04:27 PM
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A couple of jokes

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I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon, unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.

Someone has stolen a pair of knickers from the neighbours line, she is not bothered about the knickers, but she would like the 12 pegs back
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Oooh you are AWFUL!
But I like you!!
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13-06-2016, 12:11 AM
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Hi

I'm now 20 hours into my sponsored semaphore marathon, unfortunately I'm starting to flag quite badly.

Someone has stolen a pair of knickers from the neighbours line, she is not bothered about the knickers, but she would like the 12 pegs back
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Hi

I have a thing about thin women, so I have decided to marry a pencil.

She is my wife 2B.

Just back from a funeral, a friend of mine who tragically drowned.

We draped the coffin with a life jacket.

It is what he would have wanted.
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