A couple of funny ones.

A friend of mine has two tickets for the final Formula 1 race of the
season, the Abu Dhabi Grand Prix, at the Yas Marina circuit on the
weekend of the 25th - 27th November. They are box seats and include flights, hospitality and
hotel accommodation. It didn't occur to him when he bought them that
this is the same day as his wedding.

If you're interested and want to go instead of him, it's at St Johns
Church, Worcester at 2.15pm on the 26th. Her name is Janet. She’ll be
the one in the white dress.
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According to the Bible, Jesus was born in Bethlehem in
Palestine. A country where people are named Mohammed, Abdul, Mounir, Aziz, Ahmed, Farid, Omar, Youssouf, Mouloud, etc.

And yet He managed to find friends called John, Peter,
Paul, Phillip, Mark, Thomas, Luke, Matthew, Andrew and Simon
.. . . who all drank wine!

Now that's what I call a bloody miracle!