Jesus Has Returned It Is Claimed

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Oh yes............I'd better say a few Hail Marys then !!!

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I must not be at one with God, because fear figures in my daily routine.

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I dunno why it is so but madmen often claim to be GOd or Jesus.
HOw come they dont claim to be CHarlie DRake or Ethel Merman?

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It's a bit like spiritualists often having Native American "spirit guides" - they never have a dustman from Penge or a toilet cleaner from Vladivostok.

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Charlie Drakes God was Mr Pugh, he often delivered Charlie the ten commandments.

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Where is Forward when you need him?

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this guy has been around for a while now - time will test him - many start off 'nice' and then either fizzle out or get very sinister. There are communities up in the hills of America with powered weapons waiting for the world to collapse soon.

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I know he has i saw him down the chip shop with Elvis the other day......

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Well he wants to come back and sort the damn place out. Worse mess now than when he left it the first time - or was it the 2nd time - whatever...Oo the word 'damn' looks a bit out of place...