How To Keep Healthy.
When the doctor gives you a needle he first cleans your skin with alcohol
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So:
I walk to the pub. (Exercise.)
I put lime in my vodka. (Fruit.)
Celery in my Bloody Mary. (Veggies.)
Drink outdoors on the patio. (Fresh air.)
Tell jokes and laugh. (Eliminate stress.)
Then I pass out. (Rest.)
The way I see it,
if you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs can't get you!
REMEMBER:
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'