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A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.Re: Let's have a laugh
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Bob Hill and his wife Betty were vacationing in Europe near Transylvania. They were in a rental car on a deserted highway late at night in the midst of a thunderstorm. Bob could barely see the road. Suddenly, the car skidded out of control. Bob attempted to control the car, but to no avail and the car swerved and smashed into a tree. Moments later Bob shook his head to clear the fog. Dazed, he saw his wife unconscious and bleeding. Despite the rain and unfamiliar countryside, Bob he knew he had to get her medical assistance. He picked her up and started down the road. After a short while he saw a light coming from a large, old house. He approached the door and knocked.Re: Let's have a laugh
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The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the M4 near Bridgend recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with lorries, while only 2% were killed by cars.Re: Let's have a laugh
Here's a non-PC joke to end with ...
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