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A cat and a mouse had a race
With the mouse setting a fast pace
Round the bend came a car
Which was faster by far
Sending cat and mouse to a far better place.
When Jill broke it off with her beau
His reaction, she wouldn't know
but Jack was secretly gay
So with girls he didn't play
Jack preferred a much deeper furrow.