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26-02-2018, 11:16 PM
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I am too rough, even for Hankie Pankie!!1
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27-02-2018, 12:59 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
I am too rough, even for Hankie Pankie!!1
well we all knew that!! the best cure for flue is gargling with ya best chosen spirit and immediately swallowing.

[as the bishop said to the actress?? ] - I read it in a book!

as for ya hankie pankie - well what ever fluffs up ya hankie dear - I do hope it's polka dot.

ps: don't think for one moment that sweetie pie can assist you - she is trying to hold down many jobs including the candy bar [where there are many sick b....rds ]- her own sick hubbie [bless his cotton socks] and now all this confusion on here ! - I blame Jem meself not enough discipline among the troops!! [all he wants to do is drink guiness and be a cowboy]
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27-02-2018, 01:49 AM
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I am back.
Who is up for some hanky panky?
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27-02-2018, 02:06 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by Sweetie pie ->
I am back.
Who is up for some hanky panky?
well could you do spittie first and we'll just all watch and pick up tips [don't forget lads throw ya tips in the ring]
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27-02-2018, 02:11 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by gumbud ->
well could you do spittie first and we'll just all watch and pick up tips [don't forget lads throw ya tips in the ring]
No I can't you are first Gummy bear.
I haven't finished twiddling your beard.
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27-02-2018, 03:48 AM
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Oke doke - didn't want to push meself forward infront of a sick man - a very sick man might I say [why he wants to always carry around a jack hammer I will never know]

still I am in need of some female pummeling ?

whilst you are safely in ya beds over there with the gales blowing down on ya I've just finished 5 hrs work [including breakie and beer makin] and will soon have to hook out my clothes and hang them out. I was gonna trim the old chin bush today but will leave it until you have finished twiddling.

BUT in the meantime sweetie pie - where do you wanna start and how do you want me???

can we get on with it before all the others turn up ?
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27-02-2018, 08:10 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I blame Jem meself not enough discipline among the troops!! [all he wants to do is drink guiness and be a cowboy]

You may be right, I am feeling a little "Horse".
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27-02-2018, 08:26 AM
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D'ya know, the first time I went to the Seaside, I was beside myself, but, I did like it!
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27-02-2018, 09:32 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
D'ya know, the first time I went to the Seaside, I was beside myself, but, I did like it!
you got a fever too??

is this the seaside you mean??

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside
I do like to be beside the sea!
I do like to stroll upon the Prom, Prom, Prom!
Where the brass bands play: "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

So just let me be beside the seaside
I'll be beside myself with glee
For there's lots of girls besides,
I should like to be beside
Beside the seaside! Beside the sea!
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27-02-2018, 09:49 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
D'ya know, the first time I went to the Seaside, I was beside myself, but, I did like it!
I'm in a w e SPITTY, you never fail to crack me up








you are so funny.
 
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