Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Good morning chums,Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Hi Young Robert.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
talking of toilets etc etc - did I ever introduce you to the 'asian toilet' - "the squatter" as opposed to the "crapper" - just a hole in the ground with an vitreous enamel hour glass shaped apparatus inserted and if you were lucky surrounded by a wooden box! Peeing was easy - well at least for the men - but crapping was a whole new experience - you dropped the dacks making sure there were no lurkin pools of something smelly and then you squattered - not an easy thing to do at the best of times - but when inebriated a rather wobbly experience. then when finished you looked around for toilet paper - all gone - thank god the male handkerchief was much larger than the female version. your restaurant companies would watch with glee if you were a first time user to study the faces you pulled on re-entry into the world around you!Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I see we have landed ourselves back in the manure business again.Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
My heart went out to the Grandson who is all upset today on account of it being all off with his girlfriend, I just keep me mouth shut and never ask any questions, best policy where love is concerned. The missus keeps trying to poke info out of him slyly, he’s not in the best of form and I can see him telling her to mind her own business if she doesn’t pack it in, tact is not one of her qualities I’ m afraid.
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