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While waiting in the post office queue
I really needed a number two
Heavens above, what could I do
Don’t sneeze if I was you
Fancy queuing when you need a poo.
It’s time we had a cleaner rhyme
Something sweet and truly sublime
Words for even the Vicar to see
While he's having his Sunday tea
We'll have to make it another time.