13-05-2019, 06:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Now look here you men, this is no way to be speaking to the lovely Mups!She is always nice to you and all she asks in return is for the odd cup of tea, or maybe a light snack and some brief respite from you nasty ways.... via a short holiday.
She bakes tasty biscuits for her dogs, so they won't attack you when you visit... and all she gets from you is nasty remarks & abuse. Isn't it time you changed your ways towards such a nice lady?
13-05-2019, 06:18 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Twink55
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Now look here you men, this is no way to be speaking to the lovely Mups!She is always nice to you and all she asks in return is for the odd cup of tea, or maybe a light snack and some brief respite from you nasty ways.... via a short holiday.
She bakes tasty biscuits for her dogs, so they won't attack you when you visit... and all she gets from you is nasty remarks & abuse. Isn't it time you changed your ways towards such a nice lady?
No!
13-05-2019, 09:21 PM
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I have decided I feel unappreciated!You lazy men make no attempt whatsoever to please us ladies.
You sit there on our sofa, day in, day out, eating us out of house and home, you keep us up till all hours waiting to lock up, you are continually rude to us, and worse of all, you won't take us on holiday or buy us a nice pressy to show how much you luv us!
Well that's it. I've had enough.
I'm packing me bags and going to the seaside. I am hoping Twink will accompany me, otherwise I will have to go on my own.
You males will be weeping in yer beer, and regretting your behaviour before we've been gone a day even!
13-05-2019, 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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I have decided I feel unappreciated!You lazy men make no attempt whatsoever to please us ladies.
You sit there on our sofa, day in, day out, eating us out of house and home, you keep us up till all hours waiting to lock up, you are continually rude to us, and worse of all, you won't take us on holiday or buy us a nice pressy to show how much you luv us!
Well that's it. I've had enough.
I'm packing me bags and going to the seaside. I am hoping Twink will accompany me, otherwise I will have to go on my own.
You males will be weeping in yer beer, and regretting your behaviour before we've been gone a day even!
Don't forget to send us a postcard when you get there.
Let me know when you are going then I can look out for you from the aeroplane as I'm jetting off to Sicily.
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