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A classic postcard double entendre
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A pensioner drove his brand new Mercedes to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.

The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go."

The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!!

The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
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Probably should have stood up for that pic? 😀

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Probably should have stood up for that pic? 😀


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My granddad was found dead in his kitchen wearing a corset, stockings, suspenders, and with a cable around his neck from what looked like a botched asphyxiation session.

(His friends actually found him wearing a Liverpool shirt, but they changed him into this other stuff to lessen the embarrassment).
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Oh I don't know.

I'm even more polite. I always look at the legs first, then the face. Both are uncovered.
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Oh I don't know.

I'm even more polite. I always look at the legs first, then the face. Both are uncovered.
Now that you mention it, I'm doing exactly the same. First legs, then face.
 
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