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But there’s hard work and then there’s bashing your head against a brick wall 🙄 I know where I stand. 👍😇

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Well we are stopping you being last to post! Are you finding all those false addresses that Mups and I send you to... when you think it is work?

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I say Twink, that young Tezza is being a bit cheeky this morning isn't he?

Trouble is, these men obviously haven't got enough to do. They need some chores to keep their little brains occupied, else they start congregating in our abode.
We must begin compiling a list for them, which we can add to as other jobs come to mind.

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Twink S.O.S. One of the toe-rags (aka Judd) is loitering outside. Just spotted him tiddling up our Lilac tree. Dirty boy.

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Didn't fall for that, I have such an intimate and great knowledge of the whole region I can tell a false address a mile off. Always said that if I wasn't a Spark, I could be a taxi-driver. The Knowledge? Pah! Child's play.

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Outside no more! Inside and exercising my right boot.

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I must tell you lot of something which amused me yesterday afternoon.
I was sitting in my chiropractor's waiting room and spotted a little joke book laying among the magazines.
This simple one made me really titter:

Patient: Doctor, every time I have a cup of tea I get a stabbing pain in my eye.

Doctor: Well try taking the spoon out.

You males may go now you have read this.

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Missed! Hahahaha . .

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Look behind you!

It's the very latest in heat-seeking boot technology and based on the Exocet missile system. No matter where ere you may run, it will track you down and kick you up the bum. Well deserved too if you ask me.

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Well first of all - I didn't ask you! So that cancels that part out.

Secondly, if it is as good as you seem to think, how come I'm still here?
Hah. You've been sold a duff 'un.