26-04-2018, 09:44 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by spitfire
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R j r u a i?
26-04-2018, 10:23 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor, follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."
A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"
naughty naughty SP - these Butlin holidays are doing you know good??
26-04-2018, 10:30 PM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
[QUOTE=Pug;1403183]I was at the edge of my land,standing with the ponies and about to go along the beach with them,when I suddenly thought "Hmm...I wonder if there's anything on this planet as beautiful as Sweety Pie. I doubt it ..." [well how COULD there be,other than gumbud in chiffon {phwoooah}...then I happened to glance upward and this phenomenomenom was smiling at me. What you can't see is the celestial sign,written in starlight,at the entrance to this magic staircase,that says "Climb aboard the unicorns;devoted guardians and servants of the Queen of beauty,Lady Sweety Pie". Awwwww....
Pugsie you charlatan ; prankster - you told me that you would ride on MY unicorn - I've been preparing it all week - washing it - creaming it? is nothing sacred !! Ignore him sweetie pie he's been telling me he wants to ride on MY charger!! but I do like his lime green corduroy trousers and frilled peachy shirt - charge!! I must rescue Pugsie from the sensuous queen of candy bars!!
27-04-2018, 02:36 AM
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Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
Originally Posted by Sweetie pie
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Pugsy Bear that is one beautuful photo.Flattered as I am my lovely Pugsy, I am VERY sure you wife is as lovely.
After all beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Go and give that wifey a nice Pugsy Bear hug.
One was merely attempting that humour thing of which one constantly hears.
One has noticed many people resort to it it,so gave it a go.
BTW...one's former wife resides in a far distant country,ol'gal.
[please don't ask....m'kay]
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