Re: How Many F's in this Sentence ......
Listening to the news in the car with a colleague.
It was at the time of "mad cow disease"
The French government accused the English of Xenophobia.
"Xenophobia" I said. "That's a great word!" I wonder how many "Fs" there are in that?"
"There's no F in Xenophobia" came the immediate reply, "But there is F**in' Foreigners !"