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That'll teach yer the elf said
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" That'll teach yer" the elf said
"That's for taking my girlfriend to bed"
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" That'll teach yer" the elf said
"That's for taking my girlfriend to bed"
After a swift punch on the nose
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" That'll teach yer" the elf said
"That's for taking my girlfriend to bed"
After a swift punch on the nose
And stamping on his toes
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"That'll teach yer" the elf said
"That's for taking my girlfriend to bed"
After a swift punch on the nose
And stamping of his toes
He realised he'd been mis led.

So he went round the next day to say sorry
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So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
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So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
Had a glass of Eggnog
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So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
Had a glass of Eggnog
Then fancied a snog
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So he went round the next day to say sorry
Then went home to watch Corrie
Had a glass of Eggnog
Then fancied a snog
But no one came forward as quarry.





The piggy said to the horse
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The piggy said to the horse
I know can't help being coarse
 
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