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I just tried logging on to a website about beating Diabetes but a box keeps popping up telling me to accept Cookies.....

B*stards!

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Bilbo Baggins is starring in a new film about a group of German terrorists who take over a tower block..... 'Old hobbits Die Hard'.

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Brilliant!

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I'll bet you ate them too.

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I may have posted this one before, but here it is again, in case you missed it.

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on.*

I said "You're pulling my leg".

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Nicked from the internet:


A man gets pulled over on the motorway for speeding
The police man says “I just need a few details from you, your name please?”
man says- “John Brown”
police man-“and youre occupation?”
man- “im a rectum stretcher”
policeman- “what exactly is that”
man says- “well first i put a finger in a rectum,then two,then work all the way to a fist and stretch the arse till its six foot!”
policeman says- “what the hell do you do with a six foot arsehole??”
to which the man replies-“give it a uniform and a speedgun…”

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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor
away."

But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon
sandwich works a treat!

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Superb gag!

I laughed until I stopped.

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A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realises the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all eat it. Can anyone here tell me what lethal product I’m referring to?” “You, sir, in the first row, please give us your idea.” The man lowered his head and said, “Wedding cake.”