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The other day I saw an ad for a radio that read: Radio stuck on full volume for £1. I thought to myself: "I can’t turn that down
boom boom

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said to the girl at the Tesco checkout, "Can you do this any cheaper? It has got today's date on it?"

She replied, "Look Sir do you want the newspaper or not?"

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The kids are upset that I put ginger in tonight's curry!
They loved that cat!

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"Is there anywhere I can try these on?"

"Look sir, do you want the condoms or not?"

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Olly Alexander has been unveiled as the first gay Dr Who.

Or Dr Oooooh!, as he will now be known.

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A man was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.

The Policeman that had to inform his family said, "I am sorry but there's no easy way to say this…"

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Bruce will love this joke...
Bruce and and Sheila were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while they were in bed.
He turned to her and said, Do you want to have sex?
No, she answered.
Bruce then said, Is that your final answer?
She didn't even look at him this time, simply saying, Yes

So he said, Then I'd like to phone a friend.

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I read a survey that said 82% of people like being cuddled…
Judging by the reaction on the train this morning I would say it's less than 1%!

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Here's a question for all the mind readers out there ...