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I went to the funeral of the creator of Optrex today. There wasn't a dry eye in the house.
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Would you go to someone's funeral if they didn't go to yours?
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I dipped my testicles in glitter.
Pretty nuts eh?
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Have you heard about the blind Cyclops brothers?

Neither have eye.
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Did you know that I used to play the triangle in a reggae band?

I left because it was one ting after another.
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Originally Posted by effingpot ->
Here's a question for all the mind readers out there ...
I agree.
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My stuff keeps getting stolen. If anyone has any good ideas on how to prevent it, pop round. My door is always open.
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Science jokes make me numb.
But maths jokes make me number!
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Young girl next door was the tragic victim of an honour killing.

She was walking past a building site when a load of bricks fell honour.
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Young girl next door was the tragic victim of an honour killing.

She was walking past a building site when a load of bricks fell honour.
LOL! Judd, mate. You're sure to inherit Doddy's mantle some day!

Ken Dodd died, you know?

Did he?

No - Doddy!

There is far too much aggression in the world today. Don't you agree, FishFace?!

Do you know where the saying "By George" came from?

No, I don't have a Clooney!
 
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