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When Mabel got asked out to dine
She felt she was on cloud nine
She was fed with a Gregg's pasty

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When Mabel got asked out to dine
She felt she was on cloud nine
She was fed with a Gregg's pasty
Not only cheap but rather nasty

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Mabel got asked out to dine
She felt she was on cloud nine
She was fed with a Gregg's pasty
Not only cheap but rather nasty
And not even a glass of wine.



She chose not to see Fred again

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She chose not to see Fred again
Which drove our poor Fred insane

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She chose not to see Fred again
From cheap dates she'd in future abstain

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She chose not to see Fred again
Which drove our poor Fred insane
But he got the last laugh

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She chose not to see Fred again
Which drove our poor Fred insane
But he got the last laugh
And tore her photo in half

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She chose not to see Fred again
Which drove our poor Fred insane
But he got the last laugh
And tore her photo in half
And set off to Blackpool on the train

While sat down on the North Pier

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While sat down on the North Pier
I fancied a really cool beer

Re: Limericks. (New).

While sat down on the North Pier
He fancied a really cool beer
But as he sat dreaming