08-07-2019, 08:27 AM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I fancy trying a bottle of that new strawberry Baileys, I know it sounds a bit girly but I have run out of Babychams.
08-07-2019, 08:29 AM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by Mags
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Ooh it’s lovely LD, my son gave me a bottle last Christmas ..... very moreish too.
08-07-2019, 10:41 AM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by Floydy
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Reminds me of this song by the American band The Tubes:What do you want from life
To kidnap an heiress
or threaten her with a knife
What do you want from life
To get cable TV
and watch it every night
There you sit
a lump in your chair
Where do you sleep
and what do you wear
when you're sleeping
What do you want from life
An Indian guru
to show you the inner light
What do you want from life
a meaningless love affair
with a girl that you met tonight
How can you tell when you're doin' alright
Does your bank account swell
While you're dreaming at night
How do know when you're really in love
Do violins play when you're touching the one
That you're loving
What do you want from life
Someone to love
and somebody that you can trust
What do you want from life
To try and be happy
while you do the nasty things
you must
Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a kingsize Titanic unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple?
I don't want all that.
I will buy a pantechnicon to make sure l can deliver all of it, in one go!
Is the Maserati for your wife? I don’t think she would be very enamoured with a gift wrapped baby’s arm holding an apple! Ha!
08-07-2019, 10:49 AM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Good Morning Artangel - if you still have the helicopter available - and are feeling well enough - how about a trip to Dublin?We could do a raid on the Guinness brewery, the Jameson's distillery, Butler's and Lir's chocolate factories, have Colcannon and bacon for lunch in a pub, buy some proper Aran clothes ready for winter, scrounge a cup of tea from Jem, and still be back in time for dinner!
That sounds like a great idea but ....just for you. l have bought an airplane and guess where you will be for the whole journey to Dublin? Only standing on the top, doing a bit of wing walking!
I bet you’re absolutely thrilled at such a wonderful chance to have the wind blow through your hair and feel free like a bird!
We can celebrate your wonderful experience at the Jameson’s distillery...l think you will need a stiff drink by then!
08-07-2019, 10:57 AM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I fancy trying a bottle of that new strawberry Baileys, I know it sounds a bit girly but I have run out of Babychams.
Otherwise, l will just deliver you a crate of the strawberry Baileys.......excuse me whilst l heave! It sounds rank!
08-07-2019, 11:03 AM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by d00d
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Coffee was cold, never mind, I want fourfat lemons, don't forget the fork handles and a bottle of Mother's Ruin Pink.
Oh, how lovely that you are pregnant. You will be in the Guinness Book Of Records for being the first man in the world to have a baby.
I insist on paying for the Baby Shower!
08-07-2019, 04:55 PM
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Re: I Am Just Popping To The Shops, Can l Get You Anything?
Originally Posted by Artangel
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Oh my goodness, d00d. I am so sorry your coffee was cold. Heads will roll for this, That is totally unacceptable.Oh, how lovely that you are pregnant. You will be in the Guinness Book Of Records for being the first man in the world to have a baby.
I insist on paying for the Baby Shower!
Does longdoggie want fries with that?
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