Its started
Chap sitting in front of the television calls out to his wife "Fetch me a beer and be quick about it before it starts"
So his wife runs into the kitchen ,opens the fridge for a beer and takes it to him.
Shortly afterwards he yells out " Fetch me another beer and be quick about it, before it starts"
So again his wife rushes into the kitchen and takes him a second can of beer.
For the third time he again yells out "Fetch me a beer and be quick about it, before it starts"
This time his wife let him have it with both barrels verbally. " I wash up the dishes- cook your meals- clean the house- make the beds- do the ironing . Who do you think I am your slave?
He replies "Its started"