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23-10-2020, 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->


The shervnet 'kick up the bum' no longer works so I'm having to do it manually.

KICK!
What, this one?

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23-10-2020, 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Mups, I have my PPE on, so I will secure your Bib.


No need thank you Spitty, that man has stuffed his own face but left me absolutely nothing.

I'd have thought one of you would at least have gone and got us ladies a nice Chinese tonight, it's not much to ask after all we have to put up with!

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23-10-2020, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
What, this one?



I like how you stick your head round the door, say your bit, then scarper.

Afraid of the consequences?


Mind you, at least the vagabonds have cleared off and left us in peace now ladies, time to lock up quick, me thinks.
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23-10-2020, 11:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I like how you stick your head round the door, say your bit, then scarper.

Afraid of the consequences?


Mind you, at least the vagabonds have cleared off and left us in peace now ladies, time to lock up quick, me thinks.
Guerilla tactics. Hit and run.
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23-10-2020, 11:35 PM
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I'll hit you .... and you can run .... how's that?
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24-10-2020, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Morticia ->
I'll hit you .... and you can run .... how's that?
Sounds okay to me.
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24-10-2020, 07:22 AM
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07.20 - and still man free - good! Have been awake most of the night with toothache - so am in no mood to be pestered!

Ladies - cheese and mushroom omelettes on the way - lots of tea and toast as well.

Male persons - keep out - or else!
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24-10-2020, 07:34 AM
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Who is Elsie?
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24-10-2020, 11:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver Tabby ->
07.20 - and still man free - good! Have been awake most of the night with toothache - so am in no mood to be pestered!

Ladies - cheese and mushroom omelettes on the way - lots of tea and toast as well.

Male persons - keep out - or else!



Good morning ladies.

Tabby, that omelette was so delicious I might have to come for another one tomorrow.

How's the toothache? You don't think it could be anything 'they' have done, do you?
They might have an effigy of you hidden away, I wouldn't put it past them.
No harm in giving them a good whack round the ear incase.
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24-10-2020, 12:42 PM
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Oh Lordy, I just caught a whiff of the Yorkie creeping about.
He's got his slippers on so we couldn't hear him, but he needn't bother, because I can always smell him.
 
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