29-03-2017, 11:46 PM
2023
Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)
I think we could be on a roll again??
There was a man with terrible bowels
He would rumble and rumble and howls
When he let out a fart it sounded real smart
Like an ak ak gun on the prowl
He took purges and purges galor
Would sit on the loo till twas sore
But although he could rumble, could not get to the tumble
He grew larger and larger for sure
The doctor he took himself to
Who did hum and did hah till was blue
Then produced a red tube that was suitably lubed
And approached Mr spits who’s alarm grew
Now lean over chair over there
I’ve only the one have no spares
So must get it right ; close ya eyes ever real tight
We’ll clear those rumbles alright
Well the screams could be heard far and near
As white knuckles clutched to the chair
Doc said ‘I’ve only just started and no one has farted
As he poured in the suds with a flair
Well the screams turned to a face of surprise
As the water level started to rise
He thought he was floating, but doc said ‘no ya bloatin’
Now don’t let it out as surprise’
The end of this story is fuzzy
As the tube was removed with a flurry
There was a mighty of roars
And the doc hit the floor
And was covered a wonderful slurry
© gumbud